#when r they getting matching tats

[charfletchh]

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"really? i think i've been incredibly nice to you. giving. and sometimes even receiving," she dropped her voice precipitously low, smirking at heni over the top of her wine glass.

"what was that, charlotte?" her stepfather remarked, still pathetically trying to insert himself into her conversation. she ignored him. "ah! government! are you interested in politics, henrietta? another field that could use more women," he shot heni's mother a stomach-turning grin.

"here here," charlie pouted in faux agreement. "it's high time we had more women on top."

[atomicami]

tattoo artist!abby hcs

modern!abby anderson x fem!reader

✰ content: no outbreak obviously, mentions of needles, tattoos/piercings, vegas living, mentions of anxiety from reader, a bit of homophobia, there are nsfw headcanons so minors and ageless blogs DNI!!, mentions of oral and strap usage (r!receiving), mirror play, scissoring, some picture taking, very inappropriate use of piercings 😀 different sex positions, and i think that’s it but lmk if i missed anything

✰ middle pic creds to @abbystanaccount

these headcanons are inspired off a pic i saw on twitter the other day that literally had me going feral. like if that isn’t the most tattoo artist!abby coded shit then idk what is. so let’s talk about it!

✰ tattoo artist!abby who’s been addicted to getting tattoos since the day she turned 18 and is so obsessed with the buzzing of the tattoo gun that she decided to dedicate her whole career on it

✰ tattoo artist!abby also canonically has her tongue pierced. you can’t tell me otherwise.

✰ tattoo artist!abby who’s now in her mid 20s and owns a tattoo shop in las vegas, nevada, since the tattoo industry tends to pay pretty well there. what happens in vegas doesn’t always tend to stay there, right?

✰ tattoo artist!abby goes through lots of customers on a day to day basis, and personally she could care less whether they’re sober and just looking for some new ink or drunk with some impulsive decision making after a bottomless margarita from fat tuesday’s because she’s still making that bank regardless.

✰ tattoo artist!abby also keeps a black polaroid camera by her station and has a whole collection of photos hung up on the wall next to her desk. to cherish the moment, she’s always had the tradition to take a picture of her first time clients, along with any celebrities that have visited her shop as well.

✰ tattoo artist!abby who hears the shop’s bell chime and turns to see a group of girls coming their way towards reception for a walk in appointment.

✰ tattoo artist!abby who sees you shyly standing in the middle of your friend group, anxiously waiting while you look around her shop

✰ tattoo artist!abby is told by one of your friends that they’re celebrating their graduation season from UNLV and as a memory together they all wanted to get some cheap $10 matching tattoos that her shop offered to customers.

✰ tattoo artist!abby notices that you’re the only one in your friend group that doesn’t have any tattoos and secretly holds her excitement in when you tell her that it’s your first one, because she would love to be the first person to put some ink on that blank canvas of yours.

✰ tattoo artist!abby starts making stencils for your friend group’s matching tattoos. your friends impulsively chose to do matching tramp stamps and of course you reluctantly agree to do it with them.

✰ tattoo artist!abby who, once it’s your turn, tries to keep her cool when you position yourself on the chair, with your front facing with the front of the chair and your bare lower back peeking out of your low rise jeans to her face.

✰ tattoo artist!abby gently placing the stencil on your lower back and handing you a mirror for you to check and see if the placement looks good.

✰ tattoo artist!abby noticing you start to get anxious once she turns on the tattoo gun, and keeps her free hand placed by your hip, and tells you reassuringly “just squeeze my hand if it hurts or if you need a break, okay?”

✰ tattoo artist!abby praising you throughout the whole tattoo process, saying things like “you’re doing so good for me love, just stay still now…i promise we’re almost done.”

✰ tattoo artist!abby who pulls out her polaroid camera once everyone’s finished and takes a group photo of you with your friends to hang up on her client wall, before pulling you to the side to get a photo of just you with your first tat.

✰ tattoo artist!abby letting your first tattoo be on the house and not letting you pay for it, secretly telling you that it’s a special discount just for you since you’re the prettiest client she’s ever had

✰ tattoo artist!abby who runs into you at the grocery store a week later, and you couldn’t help but check her out in the gym outfit she was wearing: dark gray sweats and a tight black muscle tee that perfectly contoured her broad physique and showed off her arms, letting you see how her inked pieces hugged those defined muscles of hers. and her hands…you also couldn’t help but imagine what her tatted fingers would look like inside your cu—

“hey! long time no see…everything alright with the tattoo so far?”

“hm? oh yeah! the tattoo has been healing perfectly…i’ve been doing the aftercare routine you recommended me to do.”

✰ tattoo artist!abby takes advantage of the moment she has with you right now and asks you out on a date, to which you accept.

✰ tattoo artist!abby who takes you out to a lovely restaurant by the strip, and tells you to order whatever you want because she’s been dying to spoil you since the moment you walked into her shop.

✰ tattoo artist!abby holding you close by her side as you walk down the strip with her. since she’s more familiar with vegas than you are, she knows how the strip can be dangerous at night and wants to keep you safe.

✰ tattoo artist!abby who safely drops you off back to your place in her black jeep wrangler, kissing you on the cheek goodbye with a second date already locked in.

✰ who knew that a second date with tattoo artist!abby would soon progress into something much more than that.

✧*.｡✰ ───

✰ tattoo artist!abby who’s now been your girlfriend for almost three years, to which i’m very well aware is equivalent to like a whole decade in wlw relationships but you both are still going strong today.

✰ tattoo artist!abby who manages to expand her tattoo shop, now being a small chain with a few other locations established across las vegas.

✰ tattoo artist!abby loves it when you visit her during your lunch hours, leaving whatever it is that she was doing to any of her other employees to finish so she can spend some time with you

✰ tattoo artist!abby who still has the polaroid she took of you from when you first came into her shop three years ago, placed inside a little red photo frame on her desk right next to her customer photo wall.

✰ tattoo artist!abby who now lives with you, and upgraded her studio apartment to a nice townhouse outside of the strip, since she knows you have a hard time sleeping at night with the overwhelming atmosphere it always carries.

✰ tattoo artist!abby who lets you color her tattoos with markers whenever you get really anxious, since she knows doing that helps you calm down.

✰ tattoo artist!abby who’s done just a few more pieces on you since the start of your relationship with her, but you always tell her to keep the tattoos minimalistic since that is the style you’ve preferred

✰ tattoo artist!abby who takes you out to eat for your three year anniversary at top of the world, a fancy revolving restaurant located inside the stratosphere hotel that has a panoramic view of the entire las vegas strip

✰ tattoo artist!abby who that same night, waits at the right moment for the hourly fountain show to start playing in front of the bellagio so she can get down on one knee and propose to you right there for everyone to see.

✰ tattoo artist!abby who goes all out for the wedding, booking it at a venue not in vegas, but all the way upstate in lake tahoe, so the two of you can get married with a beautiful lakeside view.

✰ tattoo artist!abby who successfully convinces her father to walk you down the aisle at her wedding after your parents found out that you were going to marry her and decided not to come. despite the fact that jerry wasn’t too fond of abby’s tattoo obsession and had wanted her to follow in his footsteps and become a doctor like him, it didn’t stop him from unconditionally loving and supporting his only daughter. and he knew you were the perfect one to give that to her as well.

✰ tattoo artist!abby who doesn’t even let the officiant finish his final statement and wraps an arm around your waist, twirling you around the altar and giving you the most passionate kiss in front of everyone to tie the knot.

✰ but to really tie the knot, after the wedding ceremony you and abby end up tattooing each others first initial onto each others ring fingers inside her shop.

✰ tattoo artist!abby who is so excited to spend the rest of her life married to an amazing and supportive woman like you.

NSFW HCS UNDER THE CUT

✰ tattoo artist!abby enjoys some good missionary, but then again who doesn’t? she mostly loves doing it to you because she knows you get that sense of protection from her in the bedroom with her prominent, muscular figure towering over yours when she pounds her strap deep inside you.

✰ this one shouldn’t even have to be listed because we all know damn well that tattoo artist!abby eats it for her own pleasure. that woman will eat you out like its her final meal on death row. and with that metal tongue ring of hers rubbing against your clit and teasing your tight entrance, abby’s expert tongue alone will have you cumming into her mouth instantly.

✰ tattoo artist!abby also owns one of those vibrating tongue rings, but she’ll only use that on you after you’ve had AT LEAST three orgasms so you’re super overstimulated for it

✰ tattoo artist!abby definitely makes you look down in between your legs while she fingers you, so you can see how much your wetness is soaking up the healed ink on her fingers while she pumps them in and out of your needy cunt.

✰ tattoo artist!abby also doesn’t care how loud you end up getting while she fucks you, despite how embarrassed you get with startling the neighbors when it happens. if anything she encourages that so they can know how good she’s making you feel.

✰ tattoo artist!abby either uses a completely black strap OR a skin tone colored strap that she had custom made to look like it has tattoos on it, because if she was a dude she would definitely have her dick tatted too idc.

✰ tattoo artist!abby has definitely fucked you in her shop when no one else is around..like can you imagine taking her strap in the same chair that she tattoos her customers?? not to mention she’s got mirrors in that shop and she will definitely make you look at it and watch yourself take her strap like the good slut you are.

✰ in addition, tattoo artist!abby also installed a mirror on the ceiling above the chair. she always tells her customers it’s for them to see their backs better while getting a back piece done but you know damn well she put that in her own shop just for you to watch yourself better the next time she fucks you in that chair again

✰ and we certainly can’t forget about tattoo artist!abby’s iconic polaroid camera…she definitely is one for playing the photographer in the bedroom and keeps loads of nude polaroids of you tucked inside her wallet which are for her eyes only.

✰ tattoo artist!abby LOVES doing reverse cowgirl with you! mainly because she can see your whole back profile perfectly and admire the first piece of ink she put on you every time you ride her strap 🫶🏻

✰ i also feel like it’s not too common for tattoo artist!abby to do this but whenever she feels like doing something different she’ll for sure scissor you too. and it’ll definitely feel good on your end because…well…let’s just say that abby’s tongue isn’t the only part of her body that’s pierced 🫣

✰ and last but not least, tattoo artist!abby is 100% the queen of aftercare. she’ll treat your fucked out self the same way she would with a freshly done tattoo. she’ll draw you a nice warm bath to soothe your muscles, make you drink lots water for hydration, and curl up in the bed with her tatted sleeves wrapped around you as you drift off with her to sleep.

in conclusion, we need to give tattoo artist!abby the attention she deserves 🧎🏻‍♀️thank you for coming to my tedtalk.

[lookingforhappy]

So r we getting the tattoos back or? Cos why go to the effort of putting all those stick on tattoos on Robert Sheehan in the teaser/poster if they’re not coming back in the show?

Also the theories that the new umbrella tat has something to do with klaus seem pretty solid since it’s on the cover of his comic book spin off

so are his tats coming back or is he just getting replicas??

And we know that they get their powers back but what’s going on with Luther? In some scenes he seems normal and in some scenes he looks like hes bigger? but in the scenes where he's bigger Diego doesn't have his scars?

And Diego not having his scars back does confuse me a little bc Luther’s body looks big but the only reason for that was due to disfigurement not his powers?

So are scars and tats coming back or not?

Is Luther going to use the same serum to make himself bigger without his powers? Or are they going to indiviually regain their powers and scars over the season?

Ik it’ll be answered when it comes out but what the fuck man I just want them all to have their matching trauma tattoos

what happened to the physical representation of their childhood abuse being permanently etched onto their skin? I thought that was cool man

[oohbuggypie]

super long discussion abt my headcanons for Don's tattoo, as well as Carmen's and Bull's !

WARNING!! these r very headcanon heavy and probably reach-y ideas so if u prefer to stick to canon / r scared of mischaracterization maybe dont read 🩷 also this is SUPER long so im gonna go ahead and put all of this beneath a cut bcuz i don't wanna flood + this is centered around ship talk and i know some ppl don't care 4 that ✝️ pairs discussed are CarDon and BullDon, but emphasis on Carmen and Don bcuz they're mentioned more than once!!

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kay so i always talk abt Don having a tattoo but ive never clarified WHAT the tattoo is of / what it says . im usually stuck between not knowing what it would be;; a religious image or a religious quote ? a cross felt too basic, but an entire passage of text would just be way too much for Don in my opinion,, i don't think he'd ever want such a huge, obvious amount of black ink on his body forever. i came up with the idea that Don's tat in the Monster Hunter would be COLOSSIANS 3:2, and it felt very fitting ; it's small and fairly easy to hide, but it reflects a great amount of his world perception and his ideologies . and i think that the exact same style of tattoo would fit his regular universe character very well too !

so after some consideration and many MANY dumb questions, i have concluded: i think Don's tattoo would be JOHN 15:9 .

John 15:9 reads: "I have loved you even as the Father has loved me. Remain in my love."

so why that quote ??

Don is a very romantic man :: he holds a very deep love for Carmen and he expresses that in his actions , seeming to dedicate his fights to her and celebrating his victories in her name . not only that, but i think his loving attitude is expressed through his non-romantic actions as well; he shows a considerable amount of respect to his opponents, and he recognizes his own mistakes! he's romantic , respectful , and to an extent - humble . i think that that verse fits him so well because it connects to his romantic personality and religious upbringing. along with being raised religiously, i think Don's parents took extra time to truly teach Don the lesson that love is one of life's most valuable and prominent factors. not only did they teach him to show kindness and respect to his peers, but i think they integrated the idea of finding romance very early in his life. they wanted their son to fall in love with the "right person", and they wanted him to treat his lover with deep devotion and respect. so i think that those two factors ended up melding together as Don grew up; religion reflected love, and his love would reflect his religion. so upon the two merging, i think Don made the decision to get that specific quote as a tattoo as means to reflect his two deepest values, and as a promise to himself that he'd find his true partner one day. so when Don truly did fall in love, he felt an even deeper connection to the tattoo.

Don's canonical partner being Carmen is adorable to me, and this is where the second portion of my headcanon comes in: i think that throughout the course of their relationship, Carmen would recognize the true sentiment that religion holds in Don's life and get a similar tattoo as devotion to her lover ! much like Don, to me, she wouldn't want an obnoxious or obvious tattoo simply because it doesn't fit the way she presents herself. so as a way to match her partner, i think she'd get the exact same kind of tattoo but with a different passage.

i think Carmen would choose ROMANS 1:11 - 12, and the placement would be beneath her right breast.

Romans 1:11 - 12 reads: "I long to see you so that I may impart to you some spiritual gift to make you strong - that is, that you and I may be mutually encouraged by each other's faith."

i think the first part of the text ("I long to see you...") reflects the majority of Don's life where he waited to find his true partner, and how he and Carmen were bound to be together; she just hadn't met him yet. the second part of the quote ("...to make you strong...") is super fitting in the context of the idea that Carmen is Don's main motivation that drive his passions, like bullfighting and boxing. and the final part of the quote solidifies their love for each other - by sharing a tattoo, they share the love behind it and they serve as one another's guide of sorts.

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as for Don being in a relationship with Bull, i think Bull would have conflicted feelings about getting a tattoo. Don, by no means, thinks that Bull NEEDS to get a tattoo to encapsulate their love ,, it was never a "required" or expected action to be reciprocated and Don understands that very well! both of them have already given each other deeply valuable gifts as ways to express their devotion. however, if Bull were to get a tattoo, i think he'd prioritize it being very small and very private.

to me, Bull's tattoo would be of the Virgin Mary in colored ink, placed on his inner, left thigh.

this is solely my opinion and i def don't expect anyone to agree, but that one is soo special to me . i think Don would have a very strong admiration of the Virgin Mary as an entire concept, and Bull took note of that love. he decided to represent it by choosing an intimate place that practically nobody else would ever see. neither of them see it constantly, but when they do they're reminded of just how deep their love runs . 🥹

OKAY I THINK IM DONE OMGG . this could be worded so much better but it's past midnight and this was literally ripping my brain to shreds all day so i HAD to get it out immediately 😭✝️ thanks 2 anybody that read all this omg i didn't think i was gonna talk THAT much .. srry but Don and religion r just sooooo good paired i HAD to share 🩷 okay goodniiiiiight

[finisnihil]

hi mootie just wanted to know ur thoughts on a jingluo tgcf au bc now i know we both have thought of it 🤑 i’d honestly love to hear ur thoughts and ideas on it bc they r SO HUALIAN CODED ITS CRAZY!!!!!!!!

HIII BELOVED MOOTIE I WILL HAPPILY GIVE THOUGHTS OKAY SO

First of all I LOVEE your casting of Dan Heng as Shi Qingxuan and Sushang as Lang Qianqiu???? Like not only does it call back to the OG trio after boarding the Luofu but that also fit so well??? Dan Heng may not have the same personality but his two forms fit the mechanics of Shi Qingxuan's two forms and he fulfills the roles of Shi Qingxuan's character in the Blackwater arc (Blade as Blackwater would fit bc Jing Yuan and him collaborate to take down Phantylia its so good omg). Sushang on the other hand is like Lang Qianqiu: young, capable but impulsive, and constantly battling pressure from those in her ear (her mom in this case). I can so see a murky falling out between them as Sushang had such a favorable opinion of Luocha when he first boarded (even wanting to take him to tea and storytelling) but we never saw her reaction to him being arrested yk? I can totally see the tragic master/student dynamic there. You're so genius for that I want to study your brain (a high compliment I assure you)

Anyways ONWARDS your clocking of Xie Lian and Luocha is SO on point especially with the fall of Xianle. Luocha's backstory is unknown rn but it's been basically confirmed that it's related to the Purity Palace relic set. If you haven't read it, it's like beat for beat Xianle's fall, with the people gaining the attention of an Aeon (implied to be Yaoshi) and suffering insanity (Mara) for it, being driven insane until a figure known as The Maiden and her "devil" knight lock all those afflicted in the church and burnit all down. If Otto's (Luocha's HI3 counterpart) lore can be referenced in this, he would've been from a pretty influential family matching Xie Lian's royal status.

Getting into this, idk if they'd be Jun Wu but Yaoshi VERY MUCH fits White Clothed Calamity. If Luocha is an Emanator his relationship with Yaoshi would match Xie Lian and Jun Wu so well???? Like Yaoshi ascended out of the desire to see death and suffering eradicated only to accidentally perpetuate it. That would match so well with scenes like where Xie Lian is stabbed repeatedly in the temple, albeit with a different motive like "to eradicate suffering/death those who can must take it on for others (futher Jesus parallels)" or something like that. In end the suffering of the people is ended but perpetuated onto Luocha as a consequence yk?

Also just little details too. Like Luocha likes wine (he gifted us some when he departed the Express) so the scene of Xie Lian drinking in the graveyard would fit him so well. Destroying his mind and his power source that makes him "valuable" just to escape his exteme emotions for a little while and falling into a grave, just lying there, unable to die. Ruoye could be the divine body of Tazzyronth, an entity that ascended from extreme loneliness that bonds with another lonely being and wanting to protect him.

Anyways ONTO JING YUAN AS HUA CHENG BECAUSE HELLO??? WHO'S COOKING, I NEED THE RECIPE!!!

Firstly, Jing Yuan being somebody who uses masks/personas to navigate situations/problems and Hua Cheng literally changing his appearance to suit his needs. The vulnerability of shedding that mask even under fear of rejection (which translates so well to Jingluo).

But especially that Jing Yuan's luck is like tit for tat with Hua Cheng??? Always ending up in bad situations but getting out unscathed. Hua Cheng is born under the Star of Solitude, having good luck but doomed to bring calamity unto those around him. Jing Yuan is the same with the HCQ being a good example, he himself being relatively uninvolved and not being too hurt in the chaos but being left alone because everyone around him was caught up in it. Also him being prepared to die fighting to Phantylia like Hua Cheng was prepared to die during the parade but both being caught and consequently, forced to continue living even though it's harder???? AMAZING I NEED SECONDS!!!!

OH AND the umbrella symbol being present in both??? They're like mirrors fr.

Anyways this is pretty long so i'll stop there BUT YEAH JINGLUO TGCF AU GO BRRRRRR

[hotxcheeto]

Chloe as a mom hc’s pls 🤟🤟🤞🤞 I think the idea is cute

━ 𝐂𝐇𝐋𝐎𝐄 𝐀𝐒 𝐀 𝐌𝐎𝐌

𝙥𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜(𝙨) - Chloe Price x G/N!Reader

𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 - Cursing?, a lot of fluff y'all I just kept adding to it, slight angst in parts but nothing bad at all, alludes to pregnancy ig? i don't really know?

𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 ? - Yeah/Nope

𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙚 - i love babies sm.. also ty for the request!!

first things first, i don't ever see her actually choosing to mother

but if you have a kid? and she likes you? she also likes your kid

chloe probably meets you later in life, she's matured ( kinda) and explored places she's always wanted and finally she comes across you and that thing.. the little gremlin that's attached to your hip with big eyes and a grand smile

step-father chloe y'all ( nah jk... unless )

she is childish herself and lowkey selfish which is why she for sure questions her parental abilities and never wanted kids young or even at all when she thought about, but you just sprung up and how could she deny herself yours, hers and that little ankle biters happiness

but she's for sure the fun parent, the one that will let your child stay up passed bedtime and eat so much ice cream while watching R rated movies and promising not to tell you

and then you get home, catch them and suddenly everybody getting a time out

including her and probably the cat too

she probably has very loose parenting as well, her main ideas is if there's nothing to rebel against, what's the point in doing the bad stuff?

meaning she is just a very open parent in the sense that she doesn't hide the word from her kids or shelter them, she's honest and let's them choose their own path in life with her soft guidance

and she's just open in general about her opinions on things

you ask? she'll answer, same goes for the little one who has all the questions in the world and she's sure to answer

even if it's 'are unicorns real?'

they sure fucking are kid, and so are leprechauns

speaking of which, her imagination is unreal

remember how she'd play pirates with max? oh yeah, grab your eyepatch, you're in for a long ride with this one

her playtime with baby has lore, bullet point, highlighted text and a few video essays and a whole lot of story telling they have to explain to you

then you have your toddler clapping at you to keep up and chloe trying to throw you into her world of sparkles and sea monsters and you just wanted to know what they wanted for dinner

she's so cool to all of your child's friends as well, she's the cool parent with different colored hair and tats that totally have those prissy moms side eyeing her hard and don't give a single damn

lets them do what they want at your house because they're safe and that's what matters at the end of the day, even if they're getting up to shit in their rooms

if your child wants colored hair she'll get them those fake hair clip ins and temporary die just so they can look more like her and oh my god it's adorable

also the fake tattoos you get at like grocery stores or dollar stores in those machines? your kid will always compare them to mama chloe's or yours if you have tattoos

shows them off and tells people she's matching with her mama

has great bedtime stories

big cuddler too, she's a clinger

when your child is still a baby she just loves to hold them and i mean LOVES too, the baby don't even care about being held chloe just don't wanna put them down

doesn't believe in baby talk

she speaks to her baby like they a grown man and that's it there's not another way

she be talking to it like it understands her while it just stares and drools while giggling because chloe is a very animated and entertaining talker, even you catch yourself listening aimlessly

she loves being and parenting though, even the stresses

sometimes though she feels like she's gonna fail at it but you just have to give her the slight reminder and that she's her fathers and mothers daughter, and they were both was a wonderful people and parents

joyce adores your child, whether you had them before or after chloe, she's in love and spoils them as much as she possibly can

chloe even jokes that joyce loves the kid more than her

which may or may not be true

max also loves them so much, loves taking pictures which actually helps capture a lot of memories free of you freaking out to grab your phone, she never posts them or anything, she actually gives them to most times to keep in the baby book

everybody loves the small human okay

chloe saves so much money up to give you and them the best holdiays ever and birthdays, even if you're struggling with money, she makes it all worth while

handy man of the house as well, will fix toys and put together cribs and bedframes well into the night while you're passed out with your body pillow and noise machine my man

she loves taking care of her family, that's all

but chloe most of all, is both scared and enamored that your little human thinks you and her are the entire world, and she doesn't plan on making that world fall apart like it did for her when her dad passed

yeah, that's not happening

[newfixedfan]

NSFW alphabet

Kelthur

**A = Aftercare** (what they’re like after sex)

Gentle, he will definitely take care of your needs afterwards

**B = Body part** (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He like the shoulders of yours and he likes his hands to be able to you to feel pleasure.

**C = Cum** (anything to do with cum, basically)

Yes.

**D = Dirty secret** (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

They are a biter for sure, no doubt.

**E = Experience** (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

None really, my guy got killed before he got bitches

**F = Favorite position** (this goes without saying)

Maybe preferably missionary or butterfly.

**G = Goofy** (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Aren't really goofy, but less serious.

**H = Hair** (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He's well groomed and no, it's short and along with his head hair is white. Just cut.

**I = Intimacy** (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Very much intimate. Of course you are the person that changed who he is. He wants to make it very special each time.

**J = Jack off** (masturbation headcanon)

He never really had a reason to. But after the first night of sleeping together, it gave him a reason.

**K = Kink** (one or more of their kinks)

Biting (refer to D)

**L = Location** (favorite places to do the do)

Bedroom cause although he has not been around any type of royal room, he's still proper enough to keep it in the bedroom. Maybe sometimes the couch.

**M = Motivation** (what turns them on, gets them going)

Just seeing you enough when you're in just bedroom wear. But he also likes it when you whisper in his ear to do it.

**N = No** (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No any type of abrasion

Like slapping

No choking cause duh.

Bondage too for obvious reasons

**O = Oral** (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers to give. But he will give as much as you give him.

**P = Pace** (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and sensual on a regular day

But every now and once and a while fast and rough.

**Q = Quickie** (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He honestly wants a more intimate time but if it would be urgent sure.

**R = Risk** (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Not really he would like to stick things where he is good at.

**S = Stamina** (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Preferably when you tire out.

But if he can, 3-4 rounds.

**T = Toys** (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No, none, he's probably never even heard of them.

**U = Unfair** (how much they like to tease)

Maybe sometimes. With his accented voices along with just his chuckles that fill your ear. Tat is how how he teases you, to fluster you.

**V = Volume** (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Not really, he might curse and grunt but not much of a noise. But when he's close he might be more noisier.

**W = Wild card** (a random headcanon for the character)

He prefers his hair tied up so non of it gets in the way.

**X = X-ray** (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I would probably said when normal 4’5 inches and 5’5 inches when up

And it's rather thick and veiny.

**Y = Yearning** (how high is their sex drive?)

Since his first time, its gain up higher. So when Possible he will.

**Z = Zzz** (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He's up at night and sleeps in the day.

I'll tell you start playing 45+35 by Ariana grande cause he'll,” fuck you till the day light.”

[biglisbonnews]

Cher Is Making Music With Her Producer Boyfriend Cher is back in the studio, at long last! The inventor of the modern gay club dance track revealed to E! News Monday that she and boyfriend Alexander Edwards are collaborating on new music. She told the outlet, "I'm going to England to make two albums," and added that "Some of the songs Alexander gave me, so I'm pretty excited about that. He's a producer and a writer and does everything, so I'm happy about that." Cher also teased that the two albums in the oven might accompany a tour later in 2023, and told E!, "I'm trying to get myself in shape." The singer's Here We Go Again Tour was her last time on the road, and it kicked off in 2018 to accompany her last studio album Dancing Queen, which released that same year. It wrapped early in March 2020 at the onset of the pandemic. \u201cWe\u2019re Grown ups\u201d — Cher (@Cher) 1669258525 When news of the singer's relationship with Edwards first made the rounds in November 2022, Cher let off a string of tweets defending her relationship and their 40-year age gap. Among other things, she explained that love doesn't know math and "we're grown ups." She added: "I DONT GIVE MEN QUALITIES THEY DONT POSSESS.ITS A RECIPE 4 DISASTER.HES”NOT”HIS TATS, HAIR COLOR,DIMOND GRILL. I♥️HIM BECAUSE HE WASNT AFRAID.HES KIND, HILARIOUS, SMART, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL. WE TALK & LAUGH.WE R PERFECTLY MATCHED. DO I WISH I WAS YOUNGER,YAH,I’M NOT BOO FKN HOO."On Christmas morning, Cher also posted what looked to be an engagement ring. She never clarified what the ring actually was, but did go on to gush about Edwards during an appearance on The Kelly Clarkson Show in January. During the interview, she told Clarkson over FaceTime: “Older men just didn’t like me all that much. Do you know what I mean? I have had a couple boyfriends that were hovering around my age, but they just didn’t like me for some reason. And maybe younger men don’t care if you’re funny or outrageous and want to do stupid things, and you have the strong personality. I’m not giving up my personality for anybody, okay?”Edwards, as previously reported, is a music executive at Universal Music Group and has produced for Tyga. He also has a child with Amber Rose, Slash Electric Alexander Edwards, who was born in 2019 when the couple was still together. They eventually split in 2021. Photo via Joce Zerojack/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images/Getty. https://www.papermag.com/cher-boyfriend-2659516618.html

[80yearoldmanmoodboard]

I promised you lore so it’s time for L O R E

Todays victim: Peter Tork

Glamiverse Peter Tork has tattoos. He only has them on the one shoulder and they’re Mostly pre becoming a music teacher in NY (which he does mid/late 70s idk if I mentioned that already) but post leaving the Monkees. The only pre-monkees tattoo he has is from when he and Davy were dating he got Davys name tattooed on his arm way early in their relationship to prove he wasn’t lying about loving him and he could never get it covered up even after going to NY. The initial ratio was a gateway to getting more because anytime he’d feel down he’d look at the heart on Davys name and remember the great times they had together and eventually he ended up getting more tattoos.

Peter’s other tattoos are an ouroboros with the peace symbol inside & a daisy around it which is supposed to symbolize everlasting peace and tranquility. Then to connect the Davy tat & the daisy he got an orange poppy (the California state flower) and a Mountain-Laurel (the Connecticut State Flower) which are there to represent the the places he closes his eyes a thinks about.

While in California he gets a tattoo of a banjo with rose pedals at the head so the head looks like a flower and the neck looks like the stem. This is to represent the village since the rose is the New York State flower and the banjo is the instrument he played the most over there. Peter will get tattoos at important points in his life to remember them.

When Peter gets back to California he starts dressing in the way above (crop tops, painted daisy dukes, and windbreakers) and when the band finally gets used to him again and forgives him (late 80s) Peter doesn’t fully re-join the band. He goes on and plays with them but acts more like a groupie than a band member mostly because his personal music style isn’t conducive to Glam Rock and while he’ll go up and play with them sometimes he doesn’t enjoy glam rock as much as folk. Peter still preforms though, playing at folkie clubs in West Hollywood and he’ll on the occasion get Davy (or one of the others) to come out and sing with him and he’s always really excited when they join him (or when he plays with them) because while their music tastes are different he still loves preforming with them.

Whenever Peter goes on stage with the rest of the guys they always have him wear something sleeveless to show off his tattoos because they all think they’re cool. Also, when Peter joins the polycule, Davy can admit he really likes seeing the little heart with his name on it because he used to have nightmares about Peter covering it up or somehow removing it after leaving and it always made him feel really small because he’s always afraid of not being important enough to people he loves to be memorable (even though they can all attest to him being incredibly unforgettable) Peter also doesn’t do makeup but he’ll paint flowers on his face when he goes on stage with them and after they lost a bass player on tour so Peter had to fill in them even when he’s playing folkie clubs he still paints little flowers on his face before going out and preforming.

Additional outfits notes: Peter’s windbreaker matches his shoes and he *has* parachute pants that match the wind breaker but he never wears them. Peter also wears mostly cropped band shirts and his favorites to go out with his famous friends wearing are the t shirts for their band because he thinks it’s funny when strangers can’t *quite* place their faces but know them from somewhere all the while Peter is wearing a shirt with their faces on it.

Could you please offer some more lore on your monkees glam verse? 🤲I love it so deeply

(also you mentioned the solution is polyamory… how would they go about that or how would it come to be?👀)

This ask couldn’t have come with better timing cause I was legit Drawing Glam rock Davy when I got the notification ✨

Im gonna be leaving to do shit soon so I’ll do the polyamory response now and lore later.

So first a recap: Davy & Peter date and then Peter goes back to the village and it becomes Davy & Micky and then when Peter comes back Davy realizes he still loves Peter but doesn’t want to hurt Micky so he goes to Mike to seek advice only to fall in love with his caring and amazing friend Mike. Davy doesn’t know what to do, he loves them all but doesn’t want to get hurt/hurt any of them.

The solution: Ultimately the solution is communication. However when you’ve got Mike (Texan and repressed) and Davy (English and emotionally repressed) trying to help each other navigate romance is difficult. At first Davy ends up pulling away from Micky because he’s afraid he’ll accidentally reveal he’s got a crush on someone else and he doesn’t want to hurt Micky but emotionally pulling away in an attempt not to hurt Micky hurts him anyway. All this while Peter is trying to convince his friends he’s not a bad person and what ends up happening is Mike gives davy a piece of really solid advice and Davy, in an emotional fit, kisses him and he’s so distraught he goes to tell Micky and Micky is upset at first and since he feels betrayed by Mike and can’t talk to Davy about Davy he finally relents and has a meaningful conversation with Peter and Peter (a village Hippy) has all this like knowledge about the sexual revolution which the other Monkees didn’t pick up on. The main one being non-monogamous relationships. (The topic comes up because Micky reveals that he’s also had a crush on Mike this whole time and never did anything about it so why did Davy? Did Davy just not love him enough to stay faithful? no) Micky and Davy have a conversation about this where Micky brings Peter to help him explain polyamory and they talk about boundaries and other stuff and when Micky and Davy have their rules in place and they’re doing much better Mike goes to apologize to Micky (because he feels guilty about kissing his bf and especially that he liked it) and Micky and Mike have a sort of spur of the moment discussion and Mike isn’t quick to jump on having 2 bfs when he’s not even ready to deal with enjoying kissing 1 boy. Now that they have the rules in place the next time Davy and Peter end up alone together Peter asks about trying again and basically it’s a lot of Davy and Micky and Mike learning how to navigate a polyamorous relationship and Peter trying to write the wrongs of his youth.

Okay I have to go now 💛

[satansindexfinger]

The older brothers with an s/o who has tattoos

Warnings: none

Note: My first ever imagine/scenario haha. I hope it doesn't disappoint;w;

Lucifer

If you didn't know any better, you'd think the Avatar of Pride hadn't noticed your ink at all. He never made any mention of it verbally or let his eyes longer on it too long.

But it didn't escape you how he would trace his fingers over the body art in your more intimate moments, eyes slightly slanted in appreciation. He almost looked like he wanted to comment on them but settled for quietly admiring them.

Eventually he would beg the question, in the middle of a snuggle session, "Say, what does this one represent? It must have some significance if you're willing to have it permanently etched in your skin."

Lucifer is adorning a soft smile as you give your thoughts behind that particular tattoo, proceeding to trace and ask about the others, listening just as attentively.

"I adore the way they decorate your body. I've heard the process is painful; even more reason to appreciate how far you've gone to preserve what's important to you."

If you're considering getting another tattoo, he would be researching the healing process and reminding you to put on your ointment every day.

If you really want to see him lose his composure, get one that symbolizes him or your relationship. You're guaranteed tender kisses on that area (by a red faced Lucifer) when you two are alone. He will make sure you wear clothing that shows it off, unless it's in a private area.

Mammon

He would find them badass as fuck. Doesn't matter what kind of tattoos they are - full sleeve, minimalist, basic designs, intricate art, a triangle on your finger - the great Mammon gives you plus ten badass points.

Would absolutely brag about you behind your back to his brothers and friends. "Ya think yer tough?! Well my S/O is tatted! Bet ya don't have the guts to do that!" It's honestly silly, but Mammon really does love them.

Would never admit it but has looked online for couple matching tattoo ideas. He finds the idea of you both having ink that proves your strong bond heart-stopping.

"So when are ya gonna get one in my honour? I was yer first so I think The Great Mammon deserves it!"

If you actually go with it get prepared for a very flustered and overexcited demon to deal with. He will insist on being with you at your next appointment and holding your hand through it. It's so you don't get scared, is what he says.

Only for him to be the one passing out in the middle of it, seeing the needle going through your skin. It's a bit too much for your boy to handle.

Somehow his hand is still gripping yours throughout it.

Leviathan

Levi found you intimidating to approach at first. He'd be lying if he said he still didn't to some degree even after getting to know you. Levi knows you're a kind soul when it comes to him, but any time he catches a glance at your ink always makes him think about how secretly tough you must be. It makes him go weak in the knees (in a good way).

Can you blame him? The only exposure this boy has had to tattoos has been through anime and other media; tough characters with a rough past are usually the ones with ink, aren't they?! ... Or ones in gangs! You don't have any involvement in those, right?!

Despite the initial worries, Levi actually finds your body art extremely attractive. So much so he stutters and gets red in the face when he tries to compliment you.

"Y-you know, that one is my favourite, uh.. it's r-really nice and pretty! Ugh, no wait, that's not it! I-I mean, it is pretty!! I just meant- Agh, nevermind! I'm sorry!"

Will compare you to fictional characters that also have tattoos and how you are similar in positive qualities. Bonus points if you have any tattoos related to a certain game or show - that will get him rambling for ages.

If you have or are considering getting a fish and/or snake tattoo, Levi would be over the moon.

Lord help him when you roll up your sleeves or otherwise make a tattoo visable by removing your clothes. He would not be able to handle it.

Satan

Satan has done his homework on (most) common tattoos and their meanings upon meeting you. He finds the symbolism and idea of body art in general to be very interesting. Call him sentimental but the avatar of wrath is suddenly very fond of the idea permanently decorating his skin to show off anything personal to him. (A cat. He wants a tattoo of a cat.)

"I've heard tattoos show what humans hold dear to them; or what they want to keep in their memory. Or something they strongly believe in. So, would you mind explaining the history behind yours?"

You talking about your tats is a whole other level of intimacy for Satan. He feels the art shows sides of you he would otherwise find trouble reaching. He is taking mental notes the entire time, hoping to do further research later.

Will surprise you by telling you random facts about the history of the art of tattooing, ones you probably have never heard of. It warms your heart seeing just how much Satan is invested in learning more about you through this.

Would not mind visiting a tattoo parlour just for the fun of it, regardless if you're getting a new tat or not. If you do have an appointment Satan will stay with you the entire time. It's kind of awkward how intently he's staring at the tattoo gun the entire time.

The rebellious teenager in him wanted to get a "Fuck Lucifer" tattoo on him somewhere, but with your help he decides against it. He will settle with his pact mark. As long as you get that too.

[estrangedgigglesx3]

𝙰𝚛𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜: 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚗 𝚜/𝚘 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚜/𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚖𝚘𝚍𝚜

Warnings: some suggestive bits but nothing too bad!|pairings: sevika x reader, vander x reader, vi x reader, jinx x reader, jayce x reader, viktor x reader, mel x reader, Caitlyn x reader|proofread: no <3| authors note: bare with me I am VERY tired :,)

Vander:

TATTOOS

- wouldn’t think anything of it at first

- A lot of people came into the last drop with some type of body modification, so he never really thought of it

- BUT-

- That being said, he still found them interesting.

- He’d always ask what some of them meant to you, if they had a meaning behind them or not

- I imagine he does have a bit of tattoo knowledge from the past

- So if you were to get a new tattoo he’d always take care of it for you

- Even if you didn’t ask, he’d still ask you if you needed any help with wrapping it up

- Which is nice, especially with back tattoos

BODY MODS/PIERCINGS:

- ok, body mods are a bit of a different story

- Tattoos are a big sign of how tough you are, but body mods..

- Let’s just say, he finds it hot

- And he finds you 100x more tougher

- Because either something punctured your skin for a piercing or you got her tongue cut in half (those type of ppl are so h o t)

- Just more reasons he loves you

- But if you got a new piercing, he doesn’t know anything about keeping those clean

- So he’ll just sit off to the side, watching how it’s done

- Like, he’s standing outside your shared bathroom while watching you clean your piercing.

- Will never get one

- Even if you ask nicely

- He’s tough in his own ways, so he’s not worried about seeming tougher

vi:

TATTOOS

- she definitely finds them attractive

- Since she grew up in zaun and prison, she saw tattoos often, but they always corresponded with that persons role with something

- But your tattoos were different

- They had a personal reason behind them or you just got them because you wanted too

- Whenever you two are cuddling, she always draws over your tattoos with her fingers

- Also enjoys it when you draw over her tattoos with your fingers

- Most down to get matching tattoos

- She loves the fact you and her have something on her that reminds her of you

BODY MODS

- oh. My. God.

- She freaks out

- Out of being excited

- Whenever she sees your piercings or other type of body mods, she’s always in awe

- ESPECIALLY with a split tong

- She’d ask tons of questions

- “Did it hurt??” “What’d you eat while it was healing??”

- That type of stuff

- Always wants to know more about you because she loves you <3

Jinx:

TATTOOS

- she grew up surrounded by people with tattoos and never thought of any of it

- That being said,,

- She falls in love all over again

- “You’re even more beautiful than before toots ;)”

- She’d show you off to people you two meet

- “This is (reader), aren’t they beautiful?? :)”

- They answer yes out of f e a r

- She’d always draw on free spaces on your arms and always gets so excited when you get it tattooed on you

BODY MODS

- almost the exact same as the tattoos

- She’d get VERY excited

- Somehow keyboard smashes irl which is very confusing

- “YOUR SO HOT TOOTS!!”

- She’s your hype woman

- Sometimes makes you new piercings for you to wear

- When she’s sitting in your lap at her desk she’d always cup your face in her hands and kiss your piercings

- Every. Single. One.

Sevika:

TATTOOS

- when she first saw you, she immediately found you hot

- One thing led to another you two were playing poker while one another while she asked about your tats

- Never crosses any boundaries

- She’s mean but not rude

- Of course you two ended up together after a few months

- By now she knows most of your tattoos from head to toe

- Just looking at you she feels proud

- Loves you with all her heart

BODY MODS

- much like the tattoos, she finds you hot immediately

- You somehow convince her to get a bridge piercing

- Which you found VERY hot

- If you have a split tongue, she’d always somehow end up staring at it while smoking a cigar when she first noticed, listening to you rant about something that happened.

- “Are you listening?” She wasn’t

- “What’s that in your mouth?”

- Which led to you sticking your tongue out to show her, which got her all flustered

- “That’s fucking sick” she loves it.

- All in all, finds YOU hot

Caitlyn:

TATTOOS

- the first time she saw you, she was s t u n n e d

- Like, damn, did those hurt?

- She finds it kinda hot ngl..

- Ok she finds it REALLY hot

- But she can’t let you know that

- So she hides her simping by asking a TON of questions

- “Why’d you get them? Did they hurt? Who did them? Did you make the drawing of it? How long did it take?”

- H o u r s of her questions

- Eventually confesses she finds them attractive and you two ended up cuddling together while she admired your tattoos up close

BODY MODS

- honestly, she didn’t understand them at first

- When she saw your piercings she couldn’t help but ask you why

- When you told her the reasoning, she understood

- Much like the tattoos, she admired them whenever you two cuddled

- She would spend A TON of money just to buy you some new piercings

- Just knowing that your wearing something she bought brings butterflies to her stomach

- Gets flustered when she sees your split tongue if you have one

- Like, how could she never notice??

- Asks you if you struggle to eat food or drink

- Which you answer honestly

- Often wonders what it would feel against hers-

Viktor:

TATTOOS

- He honestly never saw them before

- Only when he saw the glow of a some type of neon light against your skin did he see them

- He’s obviously got a ton of questions but knows how annoying that can get so he just keeps it to one or two questions at a time

- Makes a cute little nickname for you like “ink pen”

- Loves the idea of looking at tattoos, hates getting them

- So he never does, but he’s always there for you for moral support

- Sometimes

- Secretly he dislikes watching the tattoo pen prick at your skin

- He’s just worried for you 🥺

BODY MODS

- same as tattoos, curious but won’t bombard you with questions

- Whenever he sees your piercings he’s always tempted to touch them

- Doesn’t though, because he respect your boundaries

- Makes sure nothing magnetic that can hurt you is in the room

- If you’ve ever asked if he could help clean your piercing out, he gets nervous instantly

- Suggests it might not be a good idea, but you persisted

- Accidentally got the cleaning solution in your eye

- Never should’ve doubted him

Jayce:

- oh boy

- Another story

- He gets VERY curious about your tattoos

- BOMBARDS you with questions, much like cait

- Once he realizes you had kinda gotten annoyed, he backed off immediately

- Still asked a few questions here and there but never went too fair

- “How many do you have?”

- Whenever he’s stressed out he’d immediately go to you and ask if he cuddle

- Which you do of course and he runs his fingers over the tattoos as he told you what stressed him out so much

- Feels 100% better

BODY MODS

- once he sees your piercings, he’s asking questions again

- “How many do you have?”

- “A few”

- He loves them and you sm

- He’d always get distracted staring at them, wondering how he was so lucky

- If you have a split tongue and he spotted it, he’d be slightly grossed out

- Only because he’s imagining the healing process

- But he does find the split tongue kinda hot-

- Like cait he imagines what it’d feel like against his 👀

- He just loves you all together 🥺

Mel:

TATTOOS

- You covered them up mostly whenever you were around her

- But one day she caught you in a tank top and your tattoos on full view for e v e r y o n e

- She’d confront you and ask why she’s never seen them

- You honestly just thought she’d find them unprofessional and break up

- She doesn’t

- Actually would like to paint your tattoos on a canvas, like a reminder of you

- Which you do, that is why your sitting infront of her and her canvas in a bra so she can get a full view of your tattoos

- Finds them VERY attractive

- She’d always rub her hand delicately over them while you two relaxed in her bed after a long day

BODY MODS

- When she first saw your piercings, she was impressed

- She’s probably got a piercing somewhere hidden (👀)

- So she doesn’t judge

- She’s 100% down to help you clean your piercings

- Makes it a whole thing

- Would also run a bath for the two of you

- Light a candle or two

- ONLY THE BEST FOR HER BELOVED 😩

- Just imagine, she’s holding your face in her hands while sitting in in your lap, cleaning your piercings and face after a long day of work

- She loves the feeling of your face in her hands, holding you as she admired your features.

[pontiussy]

JACKASS BF HEADCANNONS!!!

warnings: none, sfw <3

I’ve had these in the drafts for so long but my twitter moot mentioned hcs which inspired me to post these, enjoy!

Chris

goofy ahh

you guys r always giggling about dumb shit

annoying everyone bc you guys do NOT SHUT UP AROUND EACHOTHER ur so giggly all the time

he doesn't care:)

WILL PLAY GUITAR FOR YOU SHSJKSKS

even if he's just messing around you love listening to him

he loves how excited you get when he plays for you, his smile is so cute AAAA <33

late night walks

tackle hugs !!

squeezes you to death and does the lil spinny thing when hugging

always followed by forehead kissies

pinches ur cheeks n shit

just the gigglest relationship ever

he just always smiles around you :)) he can't help it

lets you play with his hair

he loves it

you brush it for him, and braid it sometimes

he is so thankful and makes sure to tell you how pretty his hair looks now

not that it needed your help at ALL

always cuddlin

you love watching him do bits

and he loves having you on set

never seen a man so proud of his s.o. being there to witness his boys do silly things to his ding ding

he comes over to you after every one to see if you thought it was funny or not

just like this :D

assuring him that you did think it was funny

calling him party boy affectionately

and calling him chrissy :))

he calls you 'y/n bug' :"")

also has silly nicknames for you for sure based on inside jokes

would still think you are just as beautiful if you hadn't showered in a month and were wearing a garabge bag

this is so specific but I just picture him to make a lil flower crown for you :")

Bam

known each other since you were kids

always hung out with him and the cky gang growing up

corny friends to lovers bullshit when you get older

being his personal nurse when he wipes out

acts like he hates it in front of the guys

loves it

obvi calling him bammy, bambi, bam bam

calling him brandon occasionally to piss him off

bam is a pouty whiny BITCH

he just wants ur attention!!

will not hesitate to grab your hand in public when someone flirts with you

ur his >:-( !!!

buys you jewelry, clothes, shit whatever ur lil heart desires

going to concerts together

money is not an object when it comes to making you happy

does not appreciate it when the guys mess with you on set

he gets very aggressive

"bam its okay it was funny pls calm down" "no its not okay these dickheads need to leave you alone!!!" all POUTYYY

wearing his clothes

he thinks you're so beautiful when you do and makes sure you know

doing his eyeliner

laying on his chest when you sleep, him scratching your head gently <3

rubs your back when you hug him

calls u "my girl" AAAA

matching tats ofc

matching outfits sometimes too

loves buying you new clothes for you to model for him

he just thinks you're so pretty <3

april and phil just love you

Johnny

he calls you so so many sweet names

I think it's his love language

doll, darlin', punkin, sweetheart, etc

"how was your day, doll?"

he's so flirty with you

he never stopped flirting with you even after you became official

king of romance

would take you to the rodeo or some shit

does that whistle thing when you enter a room lookin all dolled up

"now who's this pretty lil thing?"

loves getting you embarrassed by flirting with you in front of people

loves to hold your waist

prefers that you don't watch his really dangerous stunts, he doesn't want you to be scared :"(

he thinks you're beautiful no matter what, but cannot deny that he LOVES when you wear his favorite dress and do your hair really nice

"you know just what to do to drive a man wild, darlin'"

you love wearing his pink jackass cardigan

I feel like he would really enjoy you wearing red lipstick so he can mess it up later

SITTING IN HIS LAP

in front of the guys too he doesn't give a fuck

he babies you a lot

you are his whole world

singing songs together in the car !!

Ryan

simply the sweetest bf ever

arm around you always

"hun" :")

so many forehead kisses

both of u being adopted by april

I just feel like he'd be very comforting, and the best to have deep, late night convos with

will never judge you for anything (make jokes? oh definitely. never judgemental tho)

cuddly asf

would affectionately do that head rub hair messing up thing?? (there's a word for that i just can't think of it)

always there to calm you when you’re stressed or scared, in any way you need

“shh it’s ok I’m here” “I’m not going anywhere hun” and hugs and forehead kisses and shit awwwww

loves hugs

he’s such a gentle lover, I don’t know how else to put it. He’s just so sweet and caring and soft n shit

he would do anything to put a smile on your face

if one of the guys tried to mess with you? he will punch the shit out of them seriously

you are ry’s world ok!!!!

you and him are absolutely best friends

never the arguing type. if there’s a problem you’re gonna sit down and talk about it. he’s an amazing listener and always understands your side of things. of course lots of huggin and cuddlin after the fact :)

he babies the shit out of you

I picture him to always bring you little gifts/trinkets to show his love. like if he was filming out of town he’d bring you back something cool he found at a thrift store or gift shop, or maybe a cool rock he found on the side of the road.

i also picture him to wanna buy you cute stuff too like necklaces, but random cool items are a staple in this relationship!

always wearing his shirts

I picture him to kiss u a LOT. he’s leaving the room for a sec? gotta kiss that cheek. you’re watching a movie? soft kisses on the forehead. going on a walk? kisses your hand while holding it.

Steve-O

calls u babe

respectful king

shows you off at any opportunity

romantic asf

flower petals in your bedroom n shit type romantic

helping him with his elaborate bullshit ideas

partners in crime honestly

matching fits type cheesy

prank wars with eachother

thinks you are an angelic being and deserve the highest of respect and praise

adopting pets together :)) and being pet parents :))

going on trips and vacations together as often as possible!

I can’t even fathom how he would react if someone disrespected you oh god

it would be so ugly

they are absolutely destroyed

if you’re ever feeling insecure, he ain’t having that bullshit

worship!!!!!!

he’s gonna go on and on and on about how drop dead gorgeous and wonderful you are and kiss the shit out of you

you better not dare say anything negative about yourself in his presence, he will give you an ear full so fast

you are a god to him

he definitely buys you jewelry n shit

and cute lil outfits

and compliments the shit out of you in them obvi

“damnn baby you look so good in that”

HANDSY SO HANDSY

hands to yourself has no meaning to him (obviously unless you told him to stop! he’d never wanna make you uncomfy)

Dave

SO SO SWEET!

calls you things like “love” n “sweetheart”

squishes ur cheeks n shit

hugs from behind !!!!

corny ass dates like going to a diner and having a milkshake with two straws

you both baby eachother

comforting him after gnarly stunts

petting and kissing him

if you ever need comfort he will pet and kiss you too

always has an arm around you

loves being close to you!

he is such a kind and loving bf

would never ever want you to be sad and will do anything it takes to prevent it

ehren third wheeling on trips n shit

you have the best times together when it’s you 3! always giggling

but it’s even better when ehren leaves and it’s just the two of you, sharing sweet loving moments where nothing else matters, just you two together, in warm embrace :)

your chemistry is just so good, that it’s almost like you speak a foreign language sometimes to the other guys. no one gets eachother like you do, even if it may not make sense to others

I think he would love playing with your hair

and just holding you

and doing both at the same time actually

he is just the kindest ever and it’s always so considerate of you.

best listener. you could really rant to him for hours and he’s gonna give you his full undivided attention and comfort.

also great advice too I feel. I think all around he’d be amazing to talk to

never ever ever ever judgemental. ever

loves you to death !!!

Ehren

he is baby

you wear the pants in this relationship and that’s cool with him

I picture you two to have met on set. you had been costars for a while. while everyone was making ehren the butt of a joke, you just never participated. If ehren and dave weren’t partnering up for stunts, it was typically you and ehren. you made a great duo, being the underdogs of the jackass crew. you understood eachother and had a great bond. you eventually confessed your feelings to one another one night while you were hanging out at his place.

he was completely shocked

he thought you were far too beautiful and lovely and cool to want someone like him

you assure him he is acting silly

he was so giddy and smiley, and you could practically feel his butterflies secondhand when you leaned in to kiss him

been together ever since

like I said ehren is baby

little spoon energy

he worships the ground you walk on bc he thinks he doesn’t deserve you

you have to reassure him that you absolutely adore him

he loves holding your hand

I picture him to always smile at you the same way he did in the honeymoon phase forever

he’s all yours, he’s such a sucker for you

separation anxiety like a mf

you stay with a friend for a weekend and the second you come home he’s tackling you with hugs, he’s so excited to see you :)))

he would lay his head in your lap and have you scratch his head while watching movies on the couch

he thinks you are the most wonderful person on this planet and will never fail to remind you of how proud he is of you and all you’ve achieved

I picture him to write you little love notes n shit which are so thoughtful and meaningful but with cute little spelling mistakes sprinkled in (how do I spell gorjus headass)

takes anniversaries and v day and all that shit so seriously and WILL go all out

always your choice of food and activities on those days, he lives to please you

a little bit of a jealous type (maybe a lot a bit)

you’ll always reassure him though

sweetest baby ever I love him

[cyborg-franky]

One Piece Men Wearing Lingerie For You

Part 1: The boys wearing sexy lingerie for you. Undercut is slightly perhaps N/SFW-ish images and defo horny writng . Art by @rosiinante headcannons by me!

Marco - The phoenix was surprised when you’d asked if he would wear a little something for you. - Marco is very secure in his masculinity and doesn’t care about wearing something like this. - Does not take off his little leg tassel thing despite it not working. - He’s confident in the outfit you picked him, feels attractive in it. - He reminds you of a bird just checking himself out and preening. - “I love the colour,” He says with a hum and swishes the fabric around himself. - “Of course, it’s ‘Marco blue’” You chuckle as you watch him smooth down the fabric, his hand resting on his hip, a smirk on his lips. - He likes how it feels on his skin, how it brushes his nipples. - The zoan liked how little it hides despite how much it covers. - He also loves the way you’re staring at him. - “So, do you like the gift?” You ask once you find your voice again, focused on the outline of his cock in the panties. - “Not as much as you do but yes, I do yoi.” He slides fingers underneath the panties straps, giving you this look as he starts to slide it down his thighs. - You took a breath when he slowly pulled them down, showing the blond treasure trail.

Ace - So with Ace it was a little bit ‘tit for tat’ he wanted to see you in lingerie, and you agreed. - But he had to wear some for you first. - He was reluctant to start with until you said the magic words “It has flames on it” - Ace’s blush was as bright as his necklace as he stood there fidgeting a little. - “Ace, this is about as much as you wear normally give or take a few inches” You chuckled and stared at how much of his legs were exposed. - “Tha-“ Ace paused and thought over the outfit he wore and shrugged his shoulder “Alright, fair.” - The boxers suited him and it was at least something the hat matched. - Ace’s sensitive nipples somehow felt more exposed in the sheer fabric than when he was bare. - “How do I look?” He asked as he allowed himself to make eye contact with you. - “You look amazing, very sexy and excuse the pun hot.” You complimented him. The way you stared at him was enough to tell him you meant it. - He started to get more confidence from your compliments. - You walked over and ran fingertips along the waistband of the shorts and Ace made a sound, the panties starting to tent.

Thatch - You hadn’t even asked Thatch in all honesty. - One night for your anniversary he burst into the bedroom wearing the large bow, the confidence oozed off of him as he posed a little for you. - “I couldn’t decide what to get you as a gift, so I decided why not me? I am a gift!” He chuckled at his joke as he adjusted the bow. - You were trying to process the surprise, you were confused and aroused at how much the outfit showed off. - How the fabric did little to contain his thick cock. You could see the outline very prominently. - “What do ya think darlin’?” He asked as he walked closer, seeing you eyeing him up, knowing the answer before you could voice it. - “Do I get to unwrap my gift?” You asked and reached up to touch the bow. - “Please do” Thatch chuckled, and you pulled on the fabric, your eyes staring as the piece between his legs fell.

Izou - When you asked Izou if he would wear lingerie for you, he just smirked. - You’d offered to buy him some, not thinking the man had any but you were very, very wrong. - “Wait here.” He said as he stood up from where he sat, he opened the closet and moved a few things before he stepped back and showed his collection proudly. - “Which one would you like to see first?” - You pointed and he nodded “Good choice.” He commended you before he took the hanger with the outfit into the bathroom. - When he came back out, he was wearing all new makeup, to match the item of clothing. His hair was slightly different. - Oh he knew you were into this, the way you stared at him as he sauntered into the room. - Posing for you, knowing his good side [all sides were his good side] - He stood in front of you and kicked your legs apart, smirking down at you with painted lips and a look in his eyes. - He slowly lifts the hem of the sheer fabric with one hand, taking your other and placing it where the strap of the panties sat on his smooth skin. - “Are you just going to sit there and gawk at me or are you going to enjoy yourself too?”

[disassociate-with-fics]

‘Get dicked down’

In which our reader gets dragged to a party by Maddy in hopes of finding a hook up, and ends up meeting new kid Elliot.

Pairing: fem!reader x Elliot!euphoria

Word count: 1.9k ish

Content: smut, oral f!receiving, light choking

A/N: hi, I’m pretty new to the fanfic-writing game so would love to hear any feedback!! Would anyone be interested in me making this a series at all?? Much love <3

You’re glad you’d let Maddy and Cassie drag you to this party. Loud music reverberates through the walls, a haze of smoke hangs in the air and the atmosphere’s infectiously charged with drunken happiness.

Maddy grabs your hand and leads you deeper into the house. “C’mon, let’s do a lap.”

You pause at the drinks table, scanning the crowd for potential hook ups as Maddy hands you a cup. Both of you are looking to ‘get dicked down’, as she’d put it.

“Wait, where’d Cassie go?” You look around, but your friend seems to have disappeared into thin air.

“She’s probably found Kat,” Maddy shrugs carelessly

You take a sip and wrinkle your nose. “Shit, Mads, is this, like, straight tequila?”

“Please, you’re just a lightweight.” She rolls her eyes. Some guy on the dance floor catches her eye, and she gives him a little wave. “I’m gonna go dance.” She smiles and struts off.

You sigh, watching their brief conversation, before the guy puts his hands on her hips and they begin grinding so close they practically need a condom.

There’s nobody you recognise, and you won’t be caught dead as the weird girl standing all alone at the party. From the window, you can see a group of people on the back patio smoking. Stoners are usually a pretty safe bet when you want to meet new people, so you decide to try them.

It’s colder outside, and you shiver in your thin dress. You sit in the only spare chair, next to some girl who looks out of it.

“Y/N?” She says.

“Oh shit, hey Rue!” You hadn’t recognised her in the low lighting. “Hey! How’s your night going?”

“Yeah, it’s going, I guess.” She slurs, slumping lower in her chair.

You drain your cup and scan the people around you. Some you recognise from school, others you assume are from St. Mary’s.

“Rue?” A guy you don’t know shakes her gently.

Your phone buzzes.

Madz: u guys r gonna have to find other rides home

Cass: wait why

Madz: I’m going home with j

You: who??

She doesn’t reply and you roll your eyes. And no ride home? Clear violation of the girl code.

“Hey, do you know how long she’s been passed out?” Rue’s friend nudges you.

“Like, two minutes maybe?” You shrug, distracted.

The guy curses under his breath. “I have to get her home.” He explains. He poked her again. “Rue!”

He’s cute - tall, curly hair, and a couple of face tats, which you’re into. You figure that he’s probably with Rue or something, though.

“Come on, asshole.” He grunts and hauls her up, pulling one of her arms over his shoulders. She groans in protest.

“Hey, wait.” You stand up and he glances back at you. “Can I get a ride?”

Between the two of you, you manage to lug Rue into the backseat of the guy’s car.

“I’m Y/N, by the way,” you pant.

The guy wrangles Rue into her seatbelt and slams the back door. “Elliot,” he introduces himself, one arm propped on the car roof. You don’t think you’re imagining the way his gaze flicks appreciatively over your body.

“Nice to meet you, Elliot,” you smile brightly at him before crossing to the passenger side of the car and letting yourself in.

“So how long have you and Rue been dating?” You ask, hoping Elliot will correct you.

“We’re just friends,” he says, and glances over at you. “You don’t seem too disappointed.” He grins.

You shrug. “You guys just didn’t seem like a great match,” you say innocently.

“Right.” Elliot says dryly. He pulls into Rue’s driveway and fires off a text message.

Rue’s younger sister appears in the front doorway. You’ve heard her name before - Georgia, maybe? She jogs over to the car and pulls Rue out.

“Thanks,” she tells Elliot briefly, before shutting the car door behind her and pulling Rue, who’s now semi-conscious, back to the house.

“So, you wanna go home?” He asks you after the girls are inside.

You’re reluctant to stop hanging out with him so soon, especially now it’s just the two of you. “Actually, I think I saw a domino’s on the way here, and I’m starving. Do you wanna eat?”

“Uh, yeah, sure.” His noncommittal words contrast with his eager tone, and you do your best to hide a smile.

Elliot winds the windows down and turns the stereo up and you smile. It’s old RNB you don’t really recognise, but it suits him.

You extend one arm out the window, cupping your hand against the wind.

Elliot’s watching you out of the corner of his eye.

“Eyes on the road,” you tell him, laughing as he goes red.

It’s late, so you find a table pretty easily. As you eat, you make small talk and find out that Elliot just moved to town with his Mom. He’s into music and mostly just keeps to himself at school.

“What about you?” He asks.

“Regular stuff,” you say, shrugging slightly. “Uh, parties, friends, movies…”

He studies your eyes intently, his dark eyes boring into yours as if he can see right through to your soul.

“What?” You duck your head to hide the blush that’s spread across your cheeks.

“I’m just lookin’,” he tells you, nudging your foot with his.

By the time you’re finished eating, you’re the last people left, the store is ready to close, and the employees are shooting you death glares.

“I think they want us to leave,” Elliot whispers to you conspiratorially.

You grin and nod. Elliot stands and offers you his hand. You take it and your heart skips a beat. He gives it a quick squeeze and leads you out to the car.

“You still want to me to take you home?” He asks, gaze flickering to you before focusing back on the road.

“Or…” you hesitate before kicking off your sandal and extending one leg across his lap. “We could go back your place?”

His hand tightens around the wheel, the muscles in his forearm flexing.

Encouraged by his silent reaction, you reach over and graze your fingers lightly over his package. He inhales sharply. “Holy shit,” he says, pressing down on the accelerator. “Uh, yeah. Okay. My place.”

The sexual tension is so thick you could cut it with a knife. To distract yourself, you take a minute to text your parents that you’re sleeping over at Maddy’s, then text Maddy that you got lucky.

“Okay.”

You look up at the sound of Elliot’s voice as he turns off the car. “So, my Moms asleep so we’ll have to be quiet. And I just want verbal consent in case this isn’t going where I think it’s going.”

You laugh incredulously at that. “You’re a dork,” you tell him, shaking your head.

“A hot one, though, right?” He grins. “Come on.”

You unbuckle your seatbelt and stumble into the house hand-in-hand with Elliot. He leads you into his room, which smells strongly but pleasantly like weed and fresh laundry, shutting the door behind you.

Eagerly, you press Elliot against the door, hands resting on his shoulders, and kiss him until your head is spinning. He gently slides his tongue into your mouth and you moan. His hands settle briefly on your waist, before he reaches up to palm your tits over your dress.

“Is this okay?” He breaks the kiss to ask.

“Mmhmm,” you quickly say before leaning back in. You press kisses along his jawline, nipping gently at the soft skin.

He hums contentedly, his hands exploring your neck and shoulders and back before sliding the straps of your dress down.

Your hands slide along the hem of his jeans before finding the buckle of his belt. You pull his jeans down and palm his through his boxers.

He bucks his hips slightly “To the bed?” He suggests.

His hands gripping your shoulder blades, Elliot guides you to his bed and lays you down gently. His hands are still working to tug your dress off your body. “How does this thing come off?” He whispers.

You press your forehead against his and laugh. “There’s a zipper at the back,” you answer.

He pauses and finally unzips the dress. “Oh.” He says. He pulls it off your body and sits up to take his shirt off. You admire his well muscled body.

As he leans back in to kiss you again, you pull your emergency condom out of your bra.

He shakes his head wordlessly and takes it from your hand, placing it on his bedside table.

“I’m not having sex with you without a condom,” you tell him firmly.

“Yeah, obviously,” he says, unhooking your bra and tossing it to the side. Now you’re both wearing only your underwear.

“If it’s yeah, obviously, then why are you-“ you gasp as Elliot presses kisses to your hipbones and lower belly, hooking his finger into the waistband of your underwear and pulling them off.

You lace your hands through Elliot’s curls as he gently bites your thighs, pursing your lips to stop yourself from moaning.

“You’re so sexy,” he says getting closer to where you want him the most.

“Elliot, please,” you beg, bucking your hips desperately.

He lowers his head and licks a long stripe up your pussy, and you tighten your grip on his hair.

He flicks your clit with his tongue, and your thighs squeeze around his head. You can feel the familiar ball of tension and pleasure forming in the pit of your stomach.

Elliot alternates between sucking on and flicking your bundle of nerves until your back is arched and you can’t form a single thought. One last kitten lick from his tongue tips you over the edge, as warm waves of pleasure course through your body.

Elliot keeps pleasuring you as you ride out your high, until your clit becomes too sensitive and you weakly push his head away.

He looks up at you, his eyes hooded and lips covered in your arousal.

“Can we use the condom now?” He asks.

“Yeah,” you pant, still eager to feel him inside you.

You grab the condom from the table and pass it to him.

He rolls it on and settles on top of you. Every inch of your bodies are pressed together, and Elliot presses kisses against your jaw. He slides his impressive length into you and you moan, lifting your hips to meet his.

“Fuck,” he curses, thrusting hard and deep. His hand finds your breasts, tweaking your nipples before moving to your throat.

“This okay?” He asks breathily.

You can only whimper in response - his dick grazing your g-spot, his hand around your throat; the pleasure is almost overwhelming.

“Use your words,” he whispers gently, nipping your earlobe and squeezing your neck.

“Feels so good,” you babble.

“Are you close?” He asks.

“Yes,” you manage to say.

His thrusts grow harder and deeper, bringing you closer to your second orgasm of the night. An moan crosses your lips, embarrassingly loud, and Elliot claps a hand over your mouth, which makes the whole thing somehow even hotter.

You clench around his dick as you approach your high, chanting Elliot’s name like a prayer. Your orgasm washes over you, your back arching off the bed and legs shaking weakly.

Elliot cums and you stay where you are for a second, one of your hands resting on the nape of his neck, the other on his lower back.

Elliot peels off the condom and tosses it in the trash. You get up to pee and he shoots you a hurt look.

“Are you leaving?” He asks, clearly fighting to keep the disappointment out of his voice.

“No, dork, I was just gonna go take a piss so I don’t get a UTI,” you huff out a laugh before nearly crumpling back onto the bed. Your legs are still weak from two orgasms in a row.

“Um,” you look up at Elliot, a blush spread across your cheeks. “Could you maybe help me to the bathroom?”

[babymilkawa]

tattooed!reader headcanons with:

bakugou katsuki, midoriya izuku, kirishima eijiro, mina ashido

gn!reader :)

bakugou katsuki

- at first he’s like damn

- like u look so badass

- even if you have one of those more dainty tattoos rather than the hardcore ones, he’s still impressed

- he’ll slowly run his finger down each of them and softly kiss them

- lowk thinks of getting one himself

- I think he’s be down to get a few but nothing too crowded

- one day U get one with his birthday date 4/20 and he paNiCs because that’s like permanent right?? Are you sure?

- but u assure him it’s fine because if anything ever happens 4/20 still means yk 😏

- he’s a little cautious and confused on what to actually have tattooed on his body because it has to be meaningful for him

- if u want to tell him what each of urs mean, he’ll quietly listen and just admire you

- if it’s harder for u to explain the meaning, he’ll understand and won’t push you

- pause for a sec and just imagine bakugou with like a NECK TATT UGH WHJEJDJS

midoriya izuku

- when u first show them he starts blushing and stuttering cos you’ve got some in intimate places

- “c-can I?”

- midoriya prolly wouldn’t get one but he did for like a SPLIT SECOND consider getting an all might tattoo on his boob or something HHAHH

- when u go to tattoo parlors, he’ll accompany you and freak out a little by the needles literally stabbing you so many times

- but he’ll calm down and hold your hand, although his grip on urs is prolly stronger hahhahdjfj

- once you’re done with a new tatt he’ll treat you like glass and help you take care of it until it’s no longer all red anymore

- when u guys are in bed, or when soft hours are on, he’ll place light kisses on them and call you gorgeous, beautiful, stunning 😌

- if u wear clothes that show them off a little, he’ll be super proud like yea that’s my s/o look at how cool they are

kirishima eijiro

- at first he’ll think you’re super brave

- like those gotta hurt right?

- he’s thinking that his s/o is the coolest most badass person ever 😎

- and I lowk think he’ll get one with you

- u guys won’t get those cute matching couple ones but the more meaningful types

- itll also prolly be like a random decision

- y’all be chilling at a restaurant and he goes “wanna get a tatt?”

- u guys go separately and he’ll hold your hand and rub smooth circles on it

- u do the same for him and ask him if it hurts but he’s like gritting his teeth and trying to maintain his hardening “nope!”

- u guys help each other take care of it too

- if ur relationship becomes more serious, he’ll prolly get one more with your initials on his nape

mina ashido

- aww she’ll literally start gushing and getting all hyper bless her

- IMMEDIATELY wants to get one too

- u guys have like matching mushroom cats on ur forearms maybe and when u put them side by side they connect aww

- it’s literally her wallpaper :]

- her eyes go all 🥺✨

- if u draw ur own tattoo sketches she’d be so proud of how artistic u r

- prolly even start getting ur sketches tattooed on her

- soon, she’s got as many as u do

- u guys show it off to the bakusquad and sero and denki r all *curious fingers* and Kiri hypes y’all up

- bakugou’s not even looking pshh

- I feel like her tats wouldn’t be that deep, more like impulse decisions like “sure, why not?”

- she’ll have pictures of u guys holding hands with interlocked fingers and ur tats peeking out

bnha masterlist

[nuestraluzdelaluna]

nsfw alphabet for marcus rashford? 😅 i’m down bad

girl same (not proofread i’m too tired)

Marcus Rashford NSFW alphabet:

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He’s the sweetest. The rougher he gets during sex the more romantic he gets after it. Making sure he cleaned the both of you up and you are feeling well he then pulls you down to lay on his chest. Running his hand through your hair soothingly while you listen to his heartbeat. All while you talk about god knows what.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Your ass, definitely your ass. He loves whenever you wear tight pants where he can grab a handful of your behind.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He enjoys nothing more than painting your face as he always says it’s a way to claim you as his.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

This man loves having you riding his thigh. 100%. Juices coating his tatted skin as you wrap you arms around his neck whispering dirty words into his ear.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He is really experienced and knows what he’s doing. He knows exactly how to turn you on and make your moan

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy - loves your ass and enjoys nothing more than to see it jiggle

cowgirl - he LOVES seeing your face scrunch up in pleasure as you use him to get your own orgasm.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Marcus is barely any goofy. He will crack a few bad jokes to see your smile but besides that he is concentrated on giving both of you pleasure.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He has a bit of hair just because he doesn’t care too much about being completely shaved all the time.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He’s so intimate and the romantic in his own way. He will literally spit in your mouth and then call you beautiful. He also always reminds you how you are ‘his good girl’ and how much he loves ‘his pretty slut’.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn’t jack off a lot because he prefers the real deal. However when he is away he never wants to jack off without you, so he either pulls out some videos the two of you filmed or he will simply facetime you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Dom/sub dynamics - he loves to see how submissive you are for him and do every little thing he demands you to do

Sir - goes along with the first one, something to show his dominance

Spanking - something he does whenever you teased him and he loves seeing your ass turn red as his hand print forms on it. However he also can’t help but land a few spanks on your skin as he fucks you.

Hair pulling

Spitting

choking

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Marcus loves the risk of having sex in public and old trafford is his go to. But then again he loves having you on all fours infront of him on the bed as he watches your ass bounce with every thrust.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

running your nails over his skin

especially his bicep

whispering into his ear

even if it’s just something innocent whispering always gets him

you wearing leggings or yoga pants

anything where he can admire your ass and grab a handful every now and then

watching you do your hair

when you play with his fingers

running your fingers over his veins

just when you’re confident in general

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything you wouldn’t wanna try is a no from him. Besides that he isn’t the biggest fan of anal.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

(got carried away with this, because the thought of that i-)

He prefers giving. Loving to lap up your juices while your hands pull on his hair. Pressing his tongue flat against your slit before flicking it over your clit, sucking it into his mouth. His fingers playing with your slit, pushing in slightly making moans escape your mouth while you grind against his face.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He is the perfect mix between fast, rough and sensual. Always manhandling you and thrusting into you roughly but at the same time putting so much love and emotion into it.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He lives off of quickies, whether that be before a date night or after a game he loves them.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He is really ready to experiment with literally anything you even if it includes taking risks. Something he especially loves is taking the risk of being caught by his teammates whenever you two are going at it in some random room after a win.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Marcus has a lot of stamina and likes to go multiple rounds. However he always needs some time to regain his energy.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t own toys himself but definitely enjoys the ones you own. He loves watching you use a dildo whenever he is away, knowing that nothing compares to the way he fucks you. However whenever the two of you use a vibratory in the bedroom together he could cum in seconds.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Biggest tease and he’s especially into edging. Whether it’s teasing in public by running his hand over your thigh or edging you for what felt like the hundredth time that night.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

There are a lot of groans and moans of your name but he’s never too loud, since he always tries to moan directly into your ear.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Marcus loves cockwarming, especially in the mornings when both of you are tired and not ready to move. He’ll just push his dick into you and cuddle closer to your body.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

That man just radiates big dick energy. Definitely bigger than average and he knows how to work it.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It’s comfortably high. Not too high so it gets too much but definitely at least every second day.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He doesn’t fall asleep too quickly since he enjoys to just cuddle and watch tv or talk. He also loves to see you fall asleep first and admire your beauty.